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Daisuke colored

He's my best drawing when concerning wrinkles and shading.

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Humor

Sun Oct 25, 2009, 5:07 PM
laughter is the best medicine (unless you're a crazy person in the loony bin; then you need real meds.)

here are some jokes/ funny paragraphs from ma dad's collection of Reader Digests

1) Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward.
"Jesus is watching!" the voice boomed again. The robber stopped dead in his tracks and frantically looked all around. He spotted a parrot in a cage.
"Was that you?" asked the burglar.
"Yes." answered the parrot.
The criminal sighed in relief and asked, "What is your name?"
"Clarence." said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."
:D

2) The young sailor and the pirate take turns regaling each other with their adventures on the high seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch.
Curious, the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
the pirate replies, "I was swept overboard, and a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" says the sailor. "What about the hook?"
"Boarding an enemy ship," says the pirate. "One of their men cut me hand clean off."
"Incredible!" says the sailor. "And the eyepatch?"
"A sea gull dropping fell into me eye," replies the pirate.
"You lost your eye because of a sea gull?"
"Well," says the pirate. "that was me first day with the hook."
^^;

  • Mood: Humor

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: wherever the grim reaper goes (obviously, since i'm a scythe)
  • Interests: drawing, writing, videogames
  • Favourite movie: too many to name; The Lion King!
  • Favourite band or musician: nickelback, KAT-TUN
  • Favourite genre of music: not rock or rap
  • Favourite artist: music or drawing? art: yukiru sugisaki
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Steinbeck, Brian Jacques
  • Favourite style of art: mostly manga, extremely good pencil drawings
  • Operating System: windows vista
  • MP3 player of choice: radio ;]
  • Shell of choice: ....turtle!
  • Wallpaper of choice: whatever i feel like. :]
  • Skin of choice: .........?
  • Favourite game: RPG or anime, Zelda, SuperSmash
  • Favourite gaming platform: game cube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daisuke Niwa, Shinichi Kudo
  • Personal Quote: I am a dissapointment, a failure, and an outcast. But I am the one with the paper clip.
  • Tools of the Trade: colored pencil, markers, lame jokes

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:iconangeliciouzz:
thanks for the fav :)

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:iconcookie-sensei:
no prob. great job :]

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:iconblackcatshooter:
thank u for the watch~~~
if u dont mind i'll watch u back :iconimhighplz:

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:iconcookie-sensei:
youre welcome.

no, not at all :D

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:icontorisora:
:D Thanks for the fave.
:iconcookie-sensei:
youre welcome :D

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:iconduskslight:
Hmm, you should come on and reply sometimes you know. After lunch maybe?
>_< what does this face make?
O_O
XD
XP

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:iconcookie-sensei:
no one does anything on here that much anymore, so there's no reason for me to be on every day. besides, when i click on my messages, all i see is your ugly mug.:P

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:iconduskslight:
Hey, whats up. i thought you changed your ID thing to the rock paper scissor? heh heh. i took away the hamster cuz it took too much space. just quotes now. Mweheh, now i can read you stories and comment on them too.

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